Is it weird?...

I was thinking about this the other night...
Please don't think I'm gonna get into something deep cuz it is coming from my weirdo brain after all.
But anyways, I was eating and I realized that I eat things in portions. Wait that might be a not very good way to describe it. Ok so like, if I had 5 things on my plate, I have to have a bite of everything before I come around to the first thing. I know other people must do this too, so it might not be completely weird. When I watch people eat, I think about the unproportionate way it's being done... oh fuck yeah right there! fuckin weird! Mind yo business how other people eat haha!

Ok, how about this one! I love me some chicken nuggies, but I do have a weird way I like to eat them. I actually found a picture on the interwebs that makes me feel not so bad about it cuz apparently someone else does it. I eat or peel off the outside before I eat the inside. I love that this person has the meat and the skin pieces placed so nicely away from each other. This is completely hilarious to me, and I get it very much!

On that same note, I also do this with ice cream pops. like the ones with the hard chocolate shell. Yeah, I'll bite off the shell first then eat the ice cream. Or sandwich ice creams, I'll bite off the cakey sandwich part first (I don't know what it's called) then eat the rectangle of vanilla ice cream. 

I'm sure I eat a lot of stuff in a way I think is weird, but I can't think of anything more right now.

Things I don't understand

I mean let's be honest, I ain't normal by far, and I do some really weird shit. So I found it amusing that I even wanted to make a list of things that have even me going... "I just dont get it".
This list won't be mean so don't worry. It's more funny that anything, and might have me thinking of more questions then anything else. I have friends that do some of these I'ma include here too so it's not like I despise any of these things to my core or anything... Alright, here we go.

Long ass fingernails. Why? I don't understand. What can you possibly do with these? Ok so I might be thinking way to personal about someone's bathroom habits, but how the fuck do you wipe with those claws? Ok, so someone said they just wrap the toilet paper around their fingers and then wipe. But... that's wasting so much paper. You gotta make sure your nails are covered cuz pee is prolly gonna get on it right? and what if you gotta take a shit? I know for a fact shit is prolly gonna end up all on those nails! depending on how high the bowl water is, nails are prolly taking a little swim in pee and poop water. Oh geez. Now that I think about it more (I kinda wish I didn't) If my friends ever wanna touch any of my shit with long ass nails Im gonna think of poop nail fingers and tell them... um nah. I'm ok with manicured short nails. Personally, I've never had a manicure and prolly never will, I like to paint my own nails. But spending money to make them longer and paint them all nice and shit, I'll pass. OK I'm done with these nails.

Drawn the fuck on eyebrws!!!!!
What the fuck is this shit! Some people shave them, just to draw them on and they do a horrible job, but some are very nice looking and I appreciate the effort behind it. However! I can't help but think of the time it takes them to do it. The time it takes them to get ready in the morning. It's easy for me to say that, I think I get ready like a dude. I only need like 15 minutes really. Oh I just thought of another one... 

Caked on make up 
Ok so continuing on the last thought. I don't take a long time to get ready, cuz the only makeup I wear now is bottom eyeliner (mainly so I don't look dead). I don't know the first thing about makeup, and I might be singing a different tune if I did. I understand this world is all about looks especially for women and how pretty/hot they are which really sucks but that's how it is. It's been a good while since I gave a shit about how I look when I go out. So to counter that, I just don't go out... period! But anyways yeah, getting back on track... I find it sad that ladies feel the need to plaster on their makeup just to hide flaws on their actual face. I was gonna add a pic of someone with and without makeup, but I decided against it. I'm not here to poke at anyone in particular. It's amazing what make up can do tho and how different it can make someone look. Take if off and people won't look twice. I've heard stories about guys breaking up with a girl when they finally saw them without makeup cuz they feel like they were tricked. So sad.

Internet trolls 
Fuckin assholes that have nothing better to do then stir up shit. Guarantee they wouldn't say anything to people's faces. I'm not blaming people in the limelight or anything, but you choose to be public, and no matter how much people like you, you will always have the vocal ones that will try to tear you down. Typing away in their mama's basement thinking that all of their douchey comments are cool and original. I don't get why people do it. Attention? Yes everyone is intitled to their own opinion, but why choose to publicly bash someone? Keep your ugly comments to yourself maybe? just a thought. I'm not talking about the harmless opposing comments, I'm talking about the hate filled cyber bullying that in some cases leads the unprepared fragile ones into a depression or worse. It's ugly... this world us ugly and I hate that I think that way but if you just look around, I dont blame anyone for feeling that way.

Well fuckin shit... I ended that with a pretty shitty one huh... But it is something that I don't understand, so it's in there. All I can worry about is how I choose to live my life. I'm full of self-deprecating bullshit but I always try to be cheery around other people. Why ruin someone else day with one of my moods. I'm kidding I'm always a fuckin ray of sunshine!!!!

Alright I'm done with this one... ok,,, ok bye!

Japanese food vending machines

I had made another post mentioning a little bit about the vending machines you can find in Japan, but didn't go into great detail as it was just a post about random weird shit/facts.

I'll dedicate this whole post on a few of the FOOD vending machines you can find around Japan and my thoughts. 

I'd love it so much if vending machines were as widespread here in the US as they are in Japan. Knowing the variety options for actual food at vending machines, one would think that the Japanese don't even cook at home. I probably wouldn't either. I mean hello!?! you can find them everywhere! Look outside your apartment, shit there's 10 of them lining the sidewalk! Although I do believe that unless the machine says "HOT", you'd have to go home and actually cook. Most meal machines will have the ingredients of your selection in frozen vacuum sealed bags with instructions, and you go home and cook or heat it up yourself. What the heck, that's so genius!!! Definitely is a must if your life is super busy and you don't wanna spend hours making dinner... OR you just don't like to cook. Either way, these types of machines are amazing! But I can see the heavy maintenance that needs to be put into them. Like constantly making sure they're stocked or even work properly. 

Hold the phone! You know what scratch that whole idea of bringing them here... I did not take into account the fact that US screams theft, crime and vandalism. These vending machines would not last a day on these streets. Unless it's actually inside of a building, it will get broken into 100% guarantee! So sad, but you know it's the truth. I ain't saying that Japanese population are saints and no crime ever happens but being one of top 5 countries with the lowest crime rates, that's pretty darn good. The Swiss hold the top spot just FYI... oh I want a burger with swiss cheese now. Anywhos off topic! 
Oh ok sorry before the rest of the random food vending machine pics, let me explain why I decided to write this. I've explained before that I love Japan food and travel videos on youtube. I found another one called Tabieats. I love them, super adorable and likeable. And the first video I saw was of them going to a vending machine that sold a cake in a can. Not your average cheapo birthday cake rubbish, but actual gourmet flavors. Cakes and parfaits so neatly placed in the cans was super eye catching. It comes with a spoon too and you pop the lid off like you would with a pull tab type soda can. I love it! Patisserie Okashi Gaku I believe made their vending machine available in Sapporo. I'm sure since then more has popped up. These are pretty pricey, but to try it shit, I'd spend ¥1100 on it. That's about $7.35 conversion right now. This fat girl would try all the different flavors gosh darn it!
Anyways, that's about it, I really wanted to talk more about the different things the machines sell but I'm old and I'm tired and frankly I'm boring the crap out of myself again...
enjoy the other random food vending machine pics I found... These actually exist, it's crazy!
Ugh! I'm hungry now.

Fancy ramen! pork and egg slices even.!
oh shit wait, I think this is the ones where you put your order in on the 
machines and people make it and you pick it up from the window.
so this don't belong on the list... but it's still neato so I'll leave it.

prolly just tastes like cup-o-noodles,
gimmie!

Pizza!!! I need this in my living room ASAP!

What vending machine isn't 24 hours?

what? is that a burger, onigiri, noodles, 
gyoza and pork hash on one plate!

what if I just wanted one banana?

I wonder if you need your ID for this?

Let's put some vending machines in the forest too!!!